Apparently, somebody stole a bunch of Tara Reid’s jewelry. I wonder how they possibly could have duped her. I mean, she did play a scientist in a movie that one time, or something.
Personally, I wouldn’t fuck with ol’ T-Bags, as she’s known on the street. Check it, bitches.
I love that Christian Slater’s gun doesn’t seem to be working.
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maybe she simply forgot where she put her jewels….bedside table, lying at the bottom of the pool, in an empty Cristal bottle. the possiblities are endless.