After much complaining and whining and lollygagging, I finally got my new car. I know, I know, it’s a drastic departure from The Golden Nugget, but hey, I felt like I should live a little on the wild side. I’ve already started to customize it, what with the blind spot mirrors and clear carpet pads I purchased at Auto Zone on my way to work.
Watch out, Xzibit.
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