Whilst perusing Mr. Max Powers blog, I stumbled across an article about a stoned owl, which reminded me of my favorite 99 Cent Store anecdote (the 2nd one being the time Travis almost got into a fight with an old Armenian woman in a bloody battle for parking).
So, I was waiting in line to check out of my favorite 99 Cent Store on La Brea, when a man came up directly to the cashier to get his attention, and said:
“Excuse me, but I think there are some birds flying around back there.”
To which the cashier replied:
“Like about 5 of them, right?”
To which, the man nodded, and the cashier continued to say:
“Oh yeah. They’ve been here for like 2 weeks.”
And that, my friends, is how they roll at the 99 Cent Store. And the Phoenix airport.
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This is my favorite dollar store story that doesn’t involved a one-armed man, two spanish speaking cashiers, and child who fervently believed he was Batman.