Hell Hath Frozen The Fuck Over

paris hilton crotchtastic Hell Hath Frozen The Fuck Over

I was on “The Superficial” earlier today, looking for a link to Paris Hilton’s music video for her single “Stars Are Blind” and I have to say, even though the guy’s description of the video as boring and looking “like what you’d get if you gave somebody $20 and told him to film Paris and a guy making out on the beach for 4 minutes,” honestly…I actually like the song.

Sort of.

Dammit. I’m totally going to have it stuck in my head all summer.

P.S. Don’t you totally love my choice of picture above? I chose it because I feel like she looks like a Bond character, whom I’m going to name, “Crotchy McCrotcherson” and whom I’d like to believe likes to spout such subtle innuendo as, “Would you like to take a look at my vagina, James? I mean, I’d like to get my money’s worth of this bikini wax.”

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1 Response » to “Hell Hath Frozen The Fuck Over”

  1. parnellpr says:

    Just found u via blog search. I hate the song, but already its going around in my head. I kind of ripped into the vid on my post. Would appreciate comment on blog if you feel inclined. Thanx from frustrated.

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