There’s someone lurking in the shadows. If you look really closely, you might be able to see her, quietly weeping.
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“Send spanks!!” Please tell me that’s what you said…even if you didn’t!
oh you heard it right. ;P
LOVE the Joan Crawford eyebrows. You have no idea the number of people I am forwarding this to. God bless you!
i would love to walk around like that in my daily life.
I would love for you to walk around like that in your daily life too… but only if you talk in your Khourtina voice and put on more lip gloss.
at least three more layers of lip gloss.
Oh. My. God.
How did you get the voice down?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.
watching waaaaay too many keeping up with the kardashian reruns in one sitting. haha
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