© 2009 LisaT

Khourtina’s Konfessions – Ep. 02

More tales of despair and lip gloss from the basement of the Kardashian family home in Kalabasas, Kalifornia as narrated by the black sheep of the family, Khourtina Kardashian.

Not sure who that is? This should refresh your memory.

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5 Comments

  1. Posted January 23, 2009 at 11:42 am | #

    Oh my god. The eye movement at the beginning made my day. Khourtina, I love yo wig!

  2. chiarat
    Posted January 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm | #

    OMG! Khourtina! I would not want to meet you in a dark alley.

  3. Posted January 24, 2009 at 9:50 am | #

    Khourtina is THE GRUDGE!!!!

  4. LisaT
    Posted January 24, 2009 at 11:53 am | #

    uh oh…i think i smell a NEW PLOT TWIST!!!!

  5. Posted January 29, 2009 at 9:03 pm | #

    Khourtina, get your lazy ass back in the confessional, broad!

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