If I were a guy, Trenita and I would be absolutely perfect for one another. Except that I’m a pretty laid back person looking for a long-term relationship who likes paying for movies, isn’t from Denmark and hates fun.
Quite frankly, I’m shocked at how infrequently I’ve found out where a potential mate would want to live if they were in the witness protection program before things got too serious. The last thing I would want to have happen is an argument over whether Wyoming or Amish country in Pennsylvania would be a better place to live after we’d testified in a federal case against some mobsters.
Hey, ABC. If you finally find a Bachelorette worth watching, maybe I’ll start tuning into your show. I think I might even know someone who’d be willing to voice the radio promos for free.
But only part time.
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OMG, that was hilarious. But on a seriously note, stop making fun of my mom, she’s really looking for love.
HAHAHA…your mom rocks.