If I were a guy, Trenita and I would be absolutely perfect for one another. Except that I’m a pretty laid back person looking for a long-term relationship who likes paying for movies, isn’t from Denmark and hates fun.
Quite frankly, I’m shocked at how infrequently I’ve found out where a potential mate would want to live if they were in the witness protection program before things got too serious. The last thing I would want to have happen is an argument over whether Wyoming or Amish country in Pennsylvania would be a better place to live after we’d testified in a federal case against some mobsters.
Hey, ABC. If you finally find a Bachelorette worth watching, maybe I’ll start tuning into your show. I think I might even know someone who’d be willing to voice the radio promos for free.
But only part time.
RELATED POSTS:
- Brett Michaels’ Rock of Love Tour Bus Sighting FINALLY! I’ve been seeing this double-decker monstrosity cruising through town on a fairly regular basis, near our offices on...
- Time for Some Sandy Kane The other night, over cupcakes and a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, Dan and I started combing the Internet for...
- A tale of romance and unrequited love… It looks like Eminem and his ex-wife/baby momma/muse are looking to get married again. Those impetuous love-birds just couldn’t stay...
- Weird Al: Super Genius I’ve always appreciated Weird Al from a distance, thinking to myself, “Oh hey, parody songs. That’s kind of funny,”...
- Tim and Eric Awesome Show Live! Dan and I bought tickets for the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Live (Great Job!) performance in Los Angeles...
2 Comments
OMG, that was hilarious. But on a seriously note, stop making fun of my mom, she’s really looking for love.
HAHAHA…your mom rocks.