Food That Looks Like Boobs
A visit to the Tudor House in Santa Monica has resulted in the following hypothesis: British people like food that looks like boobs. But then …
01 Nov
Halloween Losers
Halloween Losers
This year’s Halloween was a good one. A print-out from the computer and a few stitches later, I had changed some black t-shirts of Keegan’s …
30 Oct
Coffin Brownies
Coffin Brownies
Taking my cue from a recipe from Martha Stewart Living’s website, I opted for an easier way to make some coffin-shaped brownies by using a …
30 Oct
Red Velvet Eyeball Cupcakes
Red Velvet Eyeball Cupcakes
This is a haphazard attempt to dress up some red velvet cupcakes as some bloodshot eyeballs for Halloween. They’re delicious, but I feel weird eating them …
21 Oct
Planet Cupcake
Planet Cupcake
One of these days, I’ll probably tire of baking cupcakes. Until then, I’ll just keep on taking pictures. And eating them.
15 Oct
Good Morning
Good Morning
My consciousness this morning was brought to you by Cafe Bustelo. And from what I understand, that means the marketing ploy is working.
02 Oct
Pregnant Skillet
Pregnant Skillet
Here is what remained after Keegan cooked eggs in the skillet this morning for breakfast. So, I’m guessing that would make this an egg sperm?
02 Oct
Crockpot Expansion
Crockpot Expansion
My poor little crockpot couldn’t handle the frozen chuck roast I tossed in yesterday, so I had to do a little improvisation. Therefore, the silver …
30 Sep
Cupcakes & Kris Jones Are Saving the Day!
Cupcakes & Kris Jones Are Saving the Day!
What a difference a day makes. So, I was lamenting my fundraising woes yesterday and within a few hours, was feeling more optimistic about my ability …
17 Jun
Tomatoes on The Vine
Tomatoes on The Vine
Two weekends ago, Betsy and I went on a monster shopping trip to Marshalls, Target, Lowes and Jons that ended with me lugging home a …
16 Jun
Tropical Kitchen Island Breezes: Seafood Stew
Tropical Kitchen Island Breezes: Seafood Stew
After wrestling with the instructions and millions of bits and pieces in which my kitchen island from Target arrived, I triumphantly took a long, hard …
16 Jun
Refrigerator Shenanigans Solved
Refrigerator Shenanigans Solved
Why haven’t I been posting lately? Because I’ve been busy constructing elaborate solutions to keep my refrigerator from popping open for no reason. This is …
26 May
Memorial Day Chocolate Cupcakes
Memorial Day Chocolate Cupcakes
To represent all the military graveyards my parents took me and my sisters to all over Europe when we were growing up, I baked a …
14 May
Garbanzo Bean Veggie Burger Deliciousness
Garbanzo Bean Veggie Burger Deliciousness
Since my buddy Dan has a severe allergy to soy, I went looking for a good veggie patty recipe. I discovered the Ultimate Veggie Burger …
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