Food That Looks Like Boobs
A visit to the Tudor House in Santa Monica has resulted in the following hypothesis: British people like food that looks like boobs. But then …
01 Nov
Halloween Losers
Halloween Losers
This year’s Halloween was a good one. A print-out from the computer and a few stitches later, I had changed some black t-shirts of Keegan’s …
12 Oct
Keeping Fit in Los Angeles
Keeping Fit in Los Angeles
A few years ago, I thought it would be hilarious to write up a sketch portraying an imaginary fitness craze to sweep the fit yet …
01 Sep
Trenita’s Looking for Love
Trenita’s Looking for Love
If I were a guy, Trenita and I would be absolutely perfect for one another. Except that I’m a pretty laid back person looking for …
24 Jul
Here Sashays the Bride
Here Sashays the Bride
I’ve seen so many television specials about crazy bridezillas who have spent way too much money on a dress, over-the-top fake nails, spray-tanner, $5 pats …
12 May
Silly Ways to Keep Cool This Summer
Silly Ways to Keep Cool This Summer
When we experienced our little heat wave a few weeks ago, I was reminded of the one time of year I really just can’t get …
01 May
Madonna and Shia
Madonna and Shia
It’s been a while since we last saw a piece of what I like to refer to as Shiaconography—reverential fan art featuring actor Shia LaBeouf—and …
21 Apr
Waterworks: Revolutionizing Feminine Hygiene
Waterworks: Revolutionizing Feminine Hygiene
Finally, a feminine hygiene product for women for whom a shower simply isn’t enough! Freshness is just a phone call away! As for me, I’ll stick to …
16 Apr
Chance Meeting with Tim & Eric’s Richard Dunn!
Chance Meeting with Tim & Eric’s Richard Dunn!
BreeSays and I decided to take an early evening hike to Runyon Canyon. Usually, I have at least one random celebrity sighting on any given …
11 Apr
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Happy Zombie Jesus Day, guys! If I have a basic understanding of the Bible (which I don’t), then I’m pretty sure today is important because Jesus …
10 Apr
I’m Always Tearing People Apart: The Room
I’m Always Tearing People Apart: The Room
I had totally forgotten about that strange billboard on LaBrea, I think it was, in Hollywood featuring this disturbing poster. Then, just the other day, …
02 Apr
Time for Some Sandy Kane
Time for Some Sandy Kane
The other night, over cupcakes and a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, Dan and I started combing the Internet for ridiculous YouTube clips. Sadly, we weren’t …
09 Mar
Creation of Shia
Creation of Shia
Here’s some more Shiaconography for you guys. Those of you who enjoyed Shiasus Christ might get a kick out of what I’ve lovingly dubbed Creation …
04 Mar
Time for Some ‘Sexual Romance’
Time for Some ‘Sexual Romance’
Feeling like you want to be naughty while your husband’s off driving in his tiny, expensive sports car? Then have yourself an affair. Sire Spicer …
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