<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>LISA TIMMONS &#187; Weird</title>
	<atom:link href="http://lisatimmons.com/category/weird/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://lisatimmons.com</link>
	<description>A collection of my writing, pictures and videos.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:55:55 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Happy Machete-Wielding Cinco de Mayo!</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2010/05/05/happy-machete-wielding-cinco-de-mayo/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2010/05/05/happy-machete-wielding-cinco-de-mayo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 02:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Danny Trejo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Alba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Machete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Rodriguez]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2958</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The trailer for Machete, Robert Rodriguez&#8216;s latest venture into grindhouse cinema, is finally out and it doesn&#8217;t disappoint. The pulpy action flick stars Danny Trejo in a role tailor-made for the leathery-faced, prison-tattooed actor as he faces off with Hollywood superlative, Robert De Niro. And by tailor-made, I&#8217;m assuming his tailor used an actual machete [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2010/05/05/happy-machete-wielding-cinco-de-mayo/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Keeping Fit in Los Angeles</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/10/12/keeping-fit-in-los-angeless/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/10/12/keeping-fit-in-los-angeless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fitness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pilates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piloxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Working Out]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2623</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago, I thought it would be hilarious to write up a sketch portraying an imaginary fitness craze to sweep the fit yet fickle Los Angeles. I thought the perfect workout for my purposes would be the obviously ridiculous combination of yoga and boxing—or some other inane pairing of clearly incompatible workouts. And [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/10/12/keeping-fit-in-los-angeless/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Trenita&#8217;s Looking for Love</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/09/01/trenitas-looking-for-love/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/09/01/trenitas-looking-for-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating on Demand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trenita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If I were a guy, Trenita and I would be absolutely perfect for one another. Except that I&#8217;m a pretty laid back person looking for a long-term relationship who likes paying for movies, isn&#8217;t from Denmark and hates fun. Quite frankly, I&#8217;m shocked at how infrequently I&#8217;ve found out where a potential mate would want [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/09/01/trenitas-looking-for-love/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Coffee Break for a Gypsy Woman</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/07/17/coffee-break-for-a-gypsy-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/07/17/coffee-break-for-a-gypsy-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coffee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vacation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2569</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is my sad, sad explanation for the woeful lack of posts as of late: I&#8217;ve taken an extended coffee break. Regular blogging activities to recommence shortly. Part of the problem has been that I&#8217;ve basically been a gypsy these past few weeks. I was lucky enough to take a ten-day working vacation back home [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/07/17/coffee-break-for-a-gypsy-woman/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sun Protection Factor</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/18/sun-protection-factor/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/18/sun-protection-factor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 07:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hiking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sunglasses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2422</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when I go hiking with Robbie and Tyler and forget to put on sunscreen before leaving the house.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/18/sun-protection-factor/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Smart, Sexy Ladies Who Can Type Needed Now!</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/13/smart-sexy-ladies-who-can-type-needed-now/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/13/smart-sexy-ladies-who-can-type-needed-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 22:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2380</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is so unfair. As if competing on a strictly superficial level with beautiful women in Los Angeles willing to do any and everything to get their &#8220;big break&#8221; wasn&#8217;t enough, now these chicks are infiltrating the world of crappy temp jobs. I just saw an ad on Craigslist looking to hire gorgeous ladies to [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/13/smart-sexy-ladies-who-can-type-needed-now/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Silly Ways to Keep Cool This Summer</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/12/silly-ways-to-keep-cool-this-summer/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/12/silly-ways-to-keep-cool-this-summer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 01:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inventions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Temperature]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When we experienced our little heat wave a few weeks ago, I was reminded of the one time of year I really just can&#8217;t get excited about. Of course, I&#8217;m talking about the summer. The time of year when I feel like every cell in my body develops tiny little sweat glands whose goal it [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/12/silly-ways-to-keep-cool-this-summer/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Shia as Shiva</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/05/shia-as-shiva/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/05/shia-as-shiva/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 21:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shiantology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shia LaBeouf]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2321</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is it any coincidence that Shia LaBeouf&#8216;s first name is one letter away from spelling &#8220;The Supreme One?&#8221; We didn&#8217;t think so. Brought to you by Shiantology.com.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/05/05/shia-as-shiva/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Chance Meeting with Tim &amp; Eric&#8217;s Richard Dunn!</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/04/16/chance-meeting-with-tim-erics-richard-dunn/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/04/16/chance-meeting-with-tim-erics-richard-dunn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adult Swim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richard Dunn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sightings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tim and Eric Awesome Show]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[BreeSays and I decided to take an early evening hike to Runyon Canyon. Usually, I have at least one random celebrity sighting on any given hike there. On our way down the hill, I remarked that it appeared it wouldn&#8217;t be one of those times. Then, as I drove Bree home on Sunset Boulevard, my [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/04/16/chance-meeting-with-tim-erics-richard-dunn/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Bodyguard: Starring Shia LaBeouf</title>
		<link>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/04/15/the-bodyguard-starring-shia-labeouf/</link>
		<comments>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/04/15/the-bodyguard-starring-shia-labeouf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LisaT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shiantology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shia LaBeouf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Bodyguard]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lisatimmons.com/?p=2117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And Shia will always love you. Don&#8217;t forget to keep up to date on the teachings of Shia LaBeouf on twitter.com/shiantology.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lisatimmons.com/2009/04/15/the-bodyguard-starring-shia-labeouf/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
