Because it’s completely logical, my apartment complex decided to start renovating our swimming pool less than two weeks before the official start of summer. I’m guessing something kept coming up all winter and spring-long to prevent them from doing it when—oh I don’t know—people had forgotten we had a pool.

But sarcastic little complaints aside, the truth of the matter is that I’m excited for our new pool, especially since the work is actually progressing relatively quickly. Add to that the fact that my garbage disposal was repaired earlier this morning and I’m well on my way to getting a fancy new fridge equipped with the key technological advantage of not inexplicably opening the door up in the middle of the night while I’m sleeping. Unless the refrigerator door keeps opening because there’s a ghost in the apartment trying to tell me something like, “Hey, stop watching so much Medium, you impressionable nut.”

I can’t wait for my new pool and “door-no-open” refrigerator! Yipee! Who’s up for a cannonball off my ledge?