Why haven’t I been posting lately? Because I’ve been busy constructing elaborate solutions to keep my refrigerator from popping open for no reason. This is actually Refrigerator Solution 3.0. I kid you not.

Also, be kind and ignore the marks left by my grubby hands. Not only was I too lazy to wipe it off before I took the picture, but I was also too lazy to clean it up in Photoshop.