Is it any coincidence that Shia LaBeouf‘s first name is one letter away from spelling “The Supreme One?” We didn’t think so.
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day, guys!
If I have a basic understanding of the Bible (which I don’t), then I’m pretty sure today is important because Jesus rose from the dead and terrorized those who had cast the first stone within glass houses.
It was only after a man dressed in the skin of a rabbit was able to subdue Our Lord and Savior by hurling eggs at him until he agreed to go to heaven that J.C.’s rampage finally ended.
The End.
The picture of Shia discovering the burning bush is too X-rated for this blog.
Thou shalt not have any other tween idols before Shia.
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Here’s some more Shiaconography for you guys. Those of you who enjoyed Shiasus Christ might get a kick out of what I’ve lovingly dubbed Creation of Shia.
In case you thought Shia LaBeouf was a yes man, you thought wrong.
On February 6, 2009, In Work, By LisaT
It has been a trying week, guys. But believe it or not, the rain is helping. If I’m feeling misty and grey then it helps alleviate any guilt I might feel locking myself up in my apartment in a Lakers t-shirt and sweat pants because it’s not like I can go outside and take a walk, right?
The slap in the face of a beautiful day when all you really want to do is order pizza, snuggle under covers and tear through three Netflix discs of Battlestar Galactica is a sharp sting of reality. Who needs all that sunshine and potential skin cancer anyway?
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