Tag: Religion

Shia as Shiva

Shia as Shiva

Is it any coincidence that Shia LaBeouf’s first name is one letter away from spelling “The Supreme One?” We didn’t think so. Brought to you by …

 

The Bodyguard: Starring Shia LaBeouf

The Bodyguard: Starring Shia LaBeouf

And Shia will always love you. Don’t forget to keep up to date on the teachings of Shia LaBeouf on twitter.com/shiantology.

 

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day, guys! If I have a basic understanding of the Bible (which I don’t), then I’m pretty sure today is important because Jesus …

 

Shia on the Mountain

Shia on the Mountain

The picture of Shia discovering the burning bush is too X-rated for this blog. Thou shalt not have any other tween idols before Shia. Complete teachings of …

 

Creation of Shia

Creation of Shia

Here’s some more Shiaconography for you guys. Those of you who enjoyed Shiasus Christ might get a kick out of what I’ve lovingly dubbed Creation …

 

Shia LaBeouf: No Means Yes

Shia LaBeouf: No Means Yes

In case you thought Shia LaBeouf was a yes man, you thought wrong.

 

Lord, Beer Me Strength

Lord, Beer Me Strength

It has been a trying week, guys. But believe it or not, the rain is helping. If I’m feeling misty and grey then it helps …