Shia as Shiva

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Is it any coincidence that Shia LaBeouf‘s first name is one letter away from spelling “The Supreme One?” We didn’t think so.

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And Shia will always love you.

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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

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If I have a basic understanding of the Bible (which I don’t), then I’m pretty sure today is important because Jesus rose from the dead and terrorized those who had cast the first stone within glass houses.

It was only after a man dressed in the skin of a rabbit was able to subdue Our Lord and Savior by hurling eggs at him until he agreed to go to heaven that J.C.’s rampage finally ended.

The End.

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Shia on the Mountain

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The picture of Shia discovering the burning bush is too X-rated for this blog.

Thou shalt not have any other tween idols before Shia.

Complete teachings of Shiantology.

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Creation of Shia

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Here’s some more Shiaconography for you guys. Those of you who enjoyed Shiasus Christ might get a kick out of what I’ve lovingly dubbed Creation of Shia.

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Shia LaBeouf: No Means Yes

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In case you thought Shia LaBeouf was a yes man, you thought wrong.

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Lord, Beer Me Strength

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It has been a trying week, guys. But believe it or not, the rain is helping. If I’m feeling misty and grey then it helps alleviate any guilt I might feel locking myself up in my apartment in a Lakers t-shirt and sweat pants because it’s not like I can go outside and take a walk, right?

The slap in the face of a beautiful day when all you really want to do is order pizza, snuggle under covers and tear through three Netflix discs of Battlestar Galactica is a sharp sting of reality. Who needs all that sunshine and potential skin cancer anyway?

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