Tag: Weird

Trenita’s Looking for Love

Trenita’s Looking for Love

If I were a guy, Trenita and I would be absolutely perfect for one another. Except that I’m a pretty laid back person looking for …

 

Brett Michaels’ Rock of Love Tour Bus Sighting

Brett Michaels’ Rock of Love Tour Bus Sighting

FINALLY! I’ve been seeing this double-decker monstrosity cruising through town on a fairly regular basis, near our offices on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood. But it wasn’t until …

 

T-Bone Confusion

T-Bone Confusion

Somehow, my mind wandered to my grandfather—my father’s father—who was named Lowell Keith Timmons Sr., but who was referred to simply as Grandpa T-Bone. For …

 

Murder Was The Case That They Gave Me…

Murder Was The Case That They Gave Me…

(Published from a draft written on Nov. 14, 2006) And it actually was, when I was selected to interview in a panel during my stint at …

 

Santa Claus Got a Gastric Bypass

Santa Claus Got a Gastric Bypass

Have you seen the new commercials for this Palm Centro thing? It’s some kind of phone and at the forefront of their marketing campaign is …

 

Caught in the Act

Caught in the Act

Utilizing my Facebook status update (via Twitter) to laugh under my breath about the dirty interpretation I made about a co-worker’s comment in passing about …

 

Allergy Season

Allergy Season

I’m so bummed out that it’s not socially acceptable to walk around in public wearing a Breathe Right strip. Meanwhile, on a completely different note, …

 

My New Hero

My New Hero

Mike Wilson brought D-Listed’s most recent “Caption It!” contest picture to my attention and I have to say, it’s so damn good, it warrants reposting …